And so, I'm offering this simple phrase..

MERRY CHRISTMAAAAS!

Welcome to Taylor's Christmas edition of The Taylor Page! hahahaha..Well, leave it to me to get on the computer and blog about nothing on christmas day! But this is somewhat relative, though, hehee. I got an awesome digital camera this morning! AND IT'S BLUUUEEE! Right now it only holds around 15 pictures..My mom said I should put "memory card" on my birthday list and maybe i'll get one, hehe. I only have to figure out what memory card I need, and i'm all good. So, to celebrate this cherished event, I did what all cameras long to do: Take a picture! And this isn't just ANY picture! Ohno, it's the very SECOND picture taken on this camera! (Unfortunately, the only thing I caught was this strange creature) I figured I might blind the viewers by showing the first picture. (Yep! You guessed it! The first picture was of me! haha)

I want YOU to tell ME what's going on here. I think she was attacking me, because everything that happened after she lunged at my throat (as seen here) was a Christmas blur, and then, hours later, I woke up in a potato sack out in the backyard with 6 huge bumps on my head that were oddly shaped like that computer mouse she's holding. Who knew. But! After I escaped the evil clutches of the potato sack, I went exploring and found many wonderous things! So I took pictures of those too!

Here we find a strange device that dangled from a metal pole. Most likely used for sacrifices many a year ago.

The trees kept talking to me. I swear!

The is the boundary line for this strange country. Is also used as a bridge for many of the natives..They're quite frisky little things, with their small bushy tails and yummy acorns!

But alas! When I returned home, no one came and welcomed me back from my long and perilous journey! All I really wanted was a hug..

And thus concludes today! Back to the regular Christmas mumbo jumbo, I also got a lot more awesome things (one of which is a rubix cube!). Hehe! And my cousins are coming tomorrow! Tonight my aunt is coming over and we're going to have a traditional christmas dinner, full of HAM and SWEET POTATOES! My aunt makes the best sweet potatoes EVA! WHOOT! Okay, well, I best be off now to spend my new itunes cards! Farewell, and GOOD TIDINGS TO THEE!

Ha! How many times a year do you actually get to say stuff like that?