Uhh...Hello? I have returned? This is epic?! I dunno, haha! I was just reading my last blog and laughing at myself...You can only imagine what goes on in my head at 12:12 in the evening! ARHARHAHR, it's the must see movie of the year! I'm feeling inspired to write about something hilarious that has happened to me in the most recent hours, but I don't have anything, so i'm not really sure what i'm going to fill this up with.
WEEELLLL, I could mention it's summer, BUT IT'S ONLY JUNE, I MEAN, COME ON. YOU CAN NEVER TELL. It's a mystery that may never be solved. OH, haha! I just thought of a story I could entertain you with. Patience, my friends, that's all you need! (Nooo, we didn't learn that at church tonight...*shifty eyes*) A long long time ago, deep into the depths of last week, our family made a pit stop at the walmart over by the railroad tracks. (I don't feel inclined to mention the exact location...I don't want people following me! haha) Little did I know I was in FOR THE RIDE OF MY LIIIFFEEEE! While our mother was off performing the duties she originally set out to do, the rest of us (rather, my sister and I) bugged her by picking up random things and pretended to put them in the basket exclaiming things such as "OH, YOU WANTED THE DONUTS? OKAY, I'LL GET THEM. WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT THREE BOXES? SURE THING!" My mother was thrilled, as she should have been to have such loving and supportive children. On our way down a specific aisle, I proceeded to waltz down to the other end and pick up about four bottles of mustard, turning around in a fit of giggles to return to my mom. BUT THEN I HAD TO STOP. There, standing sort of behind my mother and pushing a cart, was another lady, who had stopped in her tracks to stare at me with a peculiar look on her face. Woe is me, I had to turn around to keep from laughing. EEheheheh! It was the most amazing experience EVVEERERER...EVERRR! I had tears in my eyes, I was so touched. (But after that, I had to put the mustard up, where I continued on to drop one so it rolled under the shelves. Whoo. I got it out though, hehehe)
SO THAT'S WHAT I DO IN MY SPARE TIME. I never saw that lady again. I hope I didn't deprive Walmart of a customer...Butohwell. That's all right with me, hahaha. I guess now would be an appropriate time to ask and wonder if anyone blogs anymore or reads this, hahaha. Probably not, since I haven't updated since march. But that's alright. If you do, I'll no doubt have something to ramble about after somewhere in the midst of July, which is going to be when all the camps and youth group craziness is. Yes, it's true, school years are boring, that's why nothing happened on here. Okay, I guess that's it for now, hehe! Farewell!
